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  • Dad- Son, u better pass this exam or rather forget that im ur father!
    Son- Sure dad! Whatever!
    ~5 hours later~
    Dad- Howz ur exam?
    Son- Who the hell r u???
    Dad: Say daddy!
    Baby: Mommy!
    Dad: Come on, say daddy!
    Baby: Mommy!
    Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!
    Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!
    Mom: Honey, I'm home!
    Baby: F*ck you!
    Mom: Who taught you that?
    Baby: Daddy!
    Dad: Son of a b*tch.
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    It's okay dude, I know it sucks but there are so many more opportunities in the future for you to get that CA. They may not see it in you just yet but trust me, they are gonna need a whole lot more QAs and ATs when GhostingSquad gets big. Keep enjoying it here and best of luck to you when the next time comes around <3
    Two blondes are walking in the park and come up on a set of tracks
    One blonde says I think these are bear tracks, the other blonde argues they are deer tracks
    They were still arguing when the train hit them.
    Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
    911: Alright, What is it?
    Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
    911: So what's your emergency?
    Boy: The ugly one is winning.
    Husband (watching a video):
    Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
    Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What'aya watching?
    Husband: Our wedding ceremony.
    Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
    *Nobody stands up*
    Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
    *Little Johnny stands up*
    Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
    Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
    A camel meets an elephant. The elephant asks jokingly: “Why do you have two breasts on your back?”
    The camel replies: “With a face like yours, I’d just shut up.”
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